Retail employee maliciously complies with manager's new rule, leaving customers confused: 'You have to use the kiosk for that'

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    Employee wearing lanyard puts hands to head and grimaces, to his right a woman touches a kiosk screen with phone in other hand
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    I used to work the service desk at a big box store, the kind with a million tiny aisles and a lot of weekend chaos. Corporate rolled out this "self help" push and our store manager repeated it in a meeting: we were not supposed to walk customers to items
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    anymore because it "trained dependence" and slowed down the desk. The approved script was to direct them to the new touch screen kiosk map near the entrance. It sounded harmless on a slide, but in real life half our customers were older,
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    tired, or just in a hurry, and the kiosk was always surrounded by carts and kids. Still, the instruction was super clear: use the kiosk, do not leave the desk unless it's for an actual return. So I did exactly that. Lady asks where picture hooks are, I smile and point to the
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    kiosk. Guy asks where lightbulbs are, kiosk. Someone asks where the restroom is, yep, kiosk. People would look at me like I was messing with them, and I'd do the same calm line: "store policy, the map will show you."
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    Within an hour we had a little cluster of confused customers poking the screen, then a line, then a second line for actual returns because I couldnt move faster. One customer got so frustrated they asked for a manager, and I happily called one over, then
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    stood there quietly while the manager spent ten minutes walking them to the aisle anyway. By the end of the weekend we had three complaints logged, two abandoned returns, and the store manager asking why the kiosk area looked like an airport check in. Monday
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    morning the rule was magically "use the kiosk when it helps, but just be human about it."
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    Blonde woman uses kiosk screen while holding phone in her other hand
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    Commenters couldn't wrap their heads around this

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